I See You (2006)

It's going to be hard penning down my thoughts about this movie, because it pretty much destroyed my remaining brain cells. Since this is inspired by Just Like Heaven (2005), I think it's only fair to say that please, throw all your plans of watching I See You in the trash, and go watch the OG instead. I know it has been over a decade since I last saw that me, but I will still guarantee that that will turn out to be a more enjoyable movie experience. I mean, it has Reese Witherspoon at her peak, first of all. Who does her role here? Vipasha Agarwal. Who's that, you might be wondering. Rightly so, because she does not have another acting credit on her IMDb page apart from this one. Again, rightly so. 

My favourite parts of the movie:
1. The panda soft toys in British Raj's (Arjun Rampal) bedroom
2. Shah Rukh Khan (the only reason I knew about this movie is because I'm an SRK kanni)
3. The fact that it was less than 2 hours long

Also, Anniepie's dad played a character called AK, a name that has massive war flashbacks potential for me, a feeling that was intensified because of all the homoeroticism that character embodied. Oh, and they somehow got Sonali Kulkarni to play AK's wife, which is criminal behaviour. Sonali's talent should never be wasted in such roles, and I want to slap whoever came up with the idea of casting her in that role, instead of the lead role. Trust me, had they done that, the movie would have been a thousand times better. 

In conclusion, I hate everything, and I just desperately need to watch a Venkatesh movie after writing this review to cleanse myself. Bye. 

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