Yuvaraju (2000)

I honestly would have disliked this movie a lot less had they just gotten rid of the homophobia and misogyny, and focused on the "no plot, just vibes" aspect of the movie. But then, it would have been a completely different movie, and my respect for Mahesh Babu wouldn't have dwindled to the bare minimum.

On the brighter side though, my respect for MS Narayana garu, Brahmanandam garu, and Simran ma'am has only increased after this movie. The fact that the three of them could manage to make this movie tolerable for me (read: didn't want to make me cry/scream/bang my head against the wall) is truly commendable. I only laughed because of MS garu and Brahmi garu, and only felt the tiniest bit emotionally connected to the plot for Simran ma'am. Mahesh should thank his lucky stars that he got these three to save this movie for him, instead of cursing us with another rendition of the infamous "He's So Cute" song. Spoiler alert: NO HE IS NOT CUTE. Do better Rashmika, Simran, and every other talented actress who's had to do a mind-numbingly bad movie opposite him. Oh boy, we got Keerthy up next. God save us. 

In conclusion, I want to quote my friend who gave the only review that matters- "this movie was some booty butt cheeks." Make of that what you will; I, meanwhile, need to go on a cleanse. Khuda haafiz. 

PS- what was up with all the random Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998) rip-offs??? Simran ma'am deserved so much better than that Anjali haircut, and honestly, I don't even see the point??? 

PPS- do not miss Mahesh being Sadhguru lite. JK, Sadhguru tries to be Mahesh Babu lite. It all makes sense now, doesn't it?

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