Milenge Milenge (2010)

If you need one film to exemplify what the terms "half-baked" and "half-assed" signify, let it be this one. I saw that this was supposed to be inspired from Serendipity (2001), which I remember liking when I saw it ages ago... but Milenge Milenge just plagiarised its most iconic part and ran with it only to stumble and fall and take the audience down with it. And then Boney 'Wanakam' Kapoor had the audacity to say- "perhaps it was destined that the most romantic film featuring Shahid and Kareena would come after their relationship." Marketing and promotions really will have you saying all kinds of shit huh.

However, as objectively terrible as the film is, I still couldn't hate it. Firstly, because I am trash, and specifically trash that grew up and had the most intense Bollywood phase in the early 00s, the period this movie is set in. Secondly, Haider has revived my crush on Shahid and now I can't unsee him as the chocolate hero of my childhood. Thirdly, I have a soft spot for baby Bebo, who was in full display throughout this paper-thin script. 

In conclusion, this movie made me realise the value of good movies, and especially of good soundtracks. Himesh kannis can go take a walk. 

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